A thousand excuses

I've been keeping these thoughts in my mind for awhile now. I guess this is the perfect time to let them out since my actuarial exam results have been posted a few hours ago.

Reasons on why I failed my exam:

1. I didn't study hard enough.

2. I'm not stupid, I'm just underachieving.

3. I just got married, I'm still in the honeymoon phase.

4. The exams are really really hard.

5. They only pass around 40% of exam takers. And the people who take these exams are the math whizzes back in university and high school.

6. The material I use for studying is insufficient.

7. I'm not studying the right material.

8. Trying to balance work and studying isn't working for me.

9. The Society of Actuaries is filled with evil smart people who get a 'kick' when people get their questions wrong.

10. I ter'toceng' the night before the exam so I was exhausted while taking it.

11. They don't let me drink my diet coke during examination.

12. The people who set my calculator during the exam changed my formula setting from "AOS" to some other "Chain Rule" thingamajig.

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Hahahhaha. Fuck that! You know why? Cause I PASSED. Fuck you SOA. I passed your dumb exam. I'm going to burn those fucking study materials. God. I hate you exam 4. So fucking long you son of a bitch mutherfucking exam.

By the way, I already failed this exam twice before. So I have every fucking right to gloat right now. I work hard and if you people saw how much I studied you would agree that I deserved to pass this time. Urghhhh.

Ok. I'm calm now....