Screamers

I'm watching Serena Williams play against Elena Dementeiva in the Australian Open, and...

God damn these woman tennis players scream so loud when they play. Could you imagine having sex with one of these girls? They would scream so loud that the neighbors would wake up. Wait a second... that has already happened. Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias got a complain from their 'neighbors' in a hotel they were staying at for having "loud sex". I can't imagine if it was cause of Enrique Iglesias' giant mole at the time or his greasy face. *who are we kidding? of course its the mole

Try to imagine having that mole right up in your face. Yessssss, right in front of your eyeball. Pleasant isn't it?

However, the ultimate screamer award does not go to Serena or Elena, but it goes to... the one... the only... Maria Sharapova!

Ps: The consolation winner goes to the Chinese dude in my gym who screams every time he pumps iron.