Friday, July 23, 2010

The finest

"It's amazing how McDonalds can produce the same kind of food everywhere in the world. McDonalds in America tastes exactly like McDonalds in Japan" - McDonalds fan.

I agree with you McDonalds fan. McDonalds produces the finest food the world has ever imagined. I don't know if there is a mister McDonalds, or a misses McDonalds, but people of the world should be grateful to Mr/Mrs McDonalds for gracing us lesser beings with a taste of what food perfection really is. All the fat guys in the world who can no longer see their 'little brothers' down there should, only if they can, extend their left and right hands out and clap for McDonalds.

Having watched How I Met Your Mother episodes in reruns I can't help but remember that there was an episode where Marshall was looking for the "Best Burger in the World". He found his best burger in some shady alley in New York City. Me? I found mine in no where else but Ronald McDonald's McDonalds.

The perfect burger, in the whole wide world, bar none, if you disagree with me I will spank you, in its own entire league, could make you have a burgasm, is....

tadaaaaaaa


The Prosperity burger! Hu-raaa! Woof woof woof!

Yes. It is McDonalds Prosperity burger. I don't care if you guys have tasted the burgers from the likes of Hard Rock Cafe, or Victoria Station, or San Francisco Steak House, or anywhere else in the universe. THIS, is the best burger in the world.

It's a shame that it's only offered in MALAYSIA during CHINESE NEW YEAR season. This burger is a reminder of what prosperity really is. Screw the angpow money your relatives give you. No sorry I take that back. Take the money that your relatives give you and go and enjoy the finest burger in the world. The finest burger in the world only costs a mere 10 ringgit as a set. Now, if God were to offer you heaven in exchange for 10 ringgit would you refuse the offer? No. Definitely No. HELL NO. Same concept applies for this burger. Plunge, pilfer, steal if you must but you will obey Mr McDonalds wand and eat this.

5 comments:

Faizal Rosly said...

sori adam, bege yang paling best di dunia ialah bege Abang Ropi depan 7-11 rumah aku hihi

Anonymous said...

jai terpaksalah aku spank kau. shikin juga, sebab dia cakap dia tak pernah merasa prosperity burger. darah cina aku menyirap. haha.

adam

etc said...

i like prosperity burger. really i love the shit out of it. but i really can't bring myself to say it's the best in the world. taste is great but texture is... meh. also there's like a crapload of msg in that. and other stuff i don't even want to know. there's this red rooster burger on promo which is super awesome, but i can't seem to find the name right now.

Anonymous said...

u watched how i met your mother? i love that series too !!

Anonymous said...

amir: is it the gcb burger? my sis in law says it's amazing. grilled chicken burger? great chicken burger? ntah ah.

anonymous: haha i've seen all the HIMYM episodes. seen them multiple times too.

adam